There's an effort to elect an unknown random person as President... and it's someone we know! Watch this online video about the surprising new nominee:

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=324710&altf=Lbuij&altl=Zfbhfs

Jot back a note to let me know what you think!

Sarahcuda!

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They don't call her Sarahcuda for nothing.

She's not taking lip from anti-war hecklers. Or anyone else.

Hang on folks!  This might give you goose bumps!  Watch the way she doesn't miss a bit, with a very American reminder!

I got this from a friend and thought it was a fun one to share....

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0  to Husband 1.0  and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:   Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as :

·          NBA 5.0,
·          NFL 3.0   and
·       Golf Clubs 4.1 .

Also   Conversation 8.0  no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.

 

DEAR DESPERATE, ,

First, keep in mind,
·          Boyfriend 5.0   is an Entertainment Package, while  
·          Husband 1.0   is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2  and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
·    If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0   should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0   and   Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0  to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0  or Beer 6.1 .
·          Please note that   Beer 6. 1   is a very bad program that will download the   Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
·          Cooking 3.0 and
·          Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support

Jared from Subway was in OKC to speak to elementary students about the importance of eating healthy and exercising. Jared took part in various circuit-training activities with more than 300 students, grades 3rd through 5th. Oklahoma City University is donating their Freede Center and circuit-training workout equipment for the event, which is sponsored by the Oklahoma Fit Kids Coalition.

Joe Friday & Yeager slowed Jared down long enough to catch up on what's new and how after 10 years he's keeping the weight off. 

When Barry Switzer comes into the building, it always amazes me the attention he draws!

It was fun when he stopped by the Joe Friday & Yeager studio the other day.  We actually included him on our simulcast with the Channel 4 morning show.  It was hilarious as the video shows.  He is the ultimate pro...  Never without the right thing to say, he even caused the mouthy Joe Friday to freeze up.

But just when I think I'm rolling with the king...  He even caught me off guard...  With a big smooch!  This Cowboy fan, suddenly turned a bit CRIMSON! 

Coach is always welcome to visit the Twister!  :0)